He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan pants to show stains on the outside.He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap.In February 1996, this legend surfaced on Z100, a radio station, during a program called “Love Phones.” The female caller claimed it had happened to her, with the only unusual embellishment being that after sneaking off the train she later called her boyfriend to explain her disappearance, and he refused to believe her.
Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car.
He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts.
Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back.
Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can’t make it through twenty minutes without either puking or shitting.
He removed his mucky old trousers, rolled them up, and threw them out of the window.
Then he opened the bag, and found that somehow he had bought a denim jacket.After several hours of this, he is able to stop puking, but he is still running to the toilet every ride).They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom.Applying the acid test of logic to the story reveals its fatal flaw. After you’d bought fresh clothing, would you return to your date still in the smelly, soiled outfit and together make your way to the train station?Or would you hightail it into the store’s changing room and change your pants then and there?He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window.