And let's not forget the fact that they are all looking for the staggering thrill of getting excited to badly spelled text written by an equally inept stranger.
I'm simply shocked that there are so many kids on Omegle, all alone and unsupervised.
Every song on this list prompts the question of how the hell anyone got away with playing it on the radio (in some cases, they didn't).
Here's to the power of music in making people want to get down: These are The 40 Most Sexual Hits in Top 40 History.
But the magical powers of a Masters degree in Electric Engineering is lost when my Omegle partner mistakes me for a casual moron. This smarmy lad asks me to explain the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, to prove my intelligence, so to speak. There are a few who labor manually, and for some reason, they always disconnect when I ask them if their stuff works on Linux, even if I'm sometimes on a Windows machine when Omegle-ing. Not surprisingly, Omegle is stalked by cretins in all guises.
Hint: The chances of a Stranger starting the conversation with Hey or Hey, how are you? I can't possibly begin to image what kind of agenda they might have.
This assumption is bold, but expected from people who have My Space accounts, but it also showsthe skewed perspective of reality they have. It's a little disturbing that it takes only about seven seconds to talk to someone on the far side of the globe.
While the wonders of technology have made the world so much more uniform, so much more accessible, they have also infinitely increased the exposure to negative aspects of human society.
Then, during my university studies, I did a brief stunt of visiting a few chat rooms in between quantum molestation and particle physics lessons.
When you're really, really tired, like after work or studies, there are only three things you can do: play first person shooters, beat your wife and/or children or go to an online chat and spend some time talking to strangers. The concept is different from the typical chat room in that you engage in one-on-one conversations only, with mandatory handles You and Stranger. No live links, so chances of someone opening garbage sites by accident are fairly low. ASL stands for Age Sex Location, a typical way of identifying potential partners and victims.
Later on, I tried initiating the conversation, with all kinds of funny or witty opening sentences designed to filter out lesser minds. Now here,explaining to a young lady (supposedly), the difference between nerd and geek: Someone does not like the other parties and choose tocurse - in a rather bad English. Here, even Omegle decides the joke is too harsh and hiccups a technical error. Which brings me to my most important conclusion, but that's a little later.