Through complex mathematical formulas, analytical valuations and information systems, an actuary will design and manage a program for risk-averse couples that controls the hazards of love.What are the statistical probabilities that these couples will ever find true love? Drilling for Love What's more romantic than a trip to the dentist? "Every type you want is in this house." Cue footage of some of the cat-fights viewers will be seeing this season..one contestant screaming at herself in the mirror.
Love Actuary Love is a risky business, fraught with uncertainty and chaos.
On Love Actuary, couples learn ways to predict and minimize the detrimental aspects of love.
Dating Behind Bars gives a whole new meaning to getting shanked. You've been delinquent on your taxes for years and now the IRS has placed a lien on your financial assets.
This can be a serious blemish on your credit history--but not your love life!
Shawn's sure-to-become-a-scenestealer mother, who actually says, "I will f--k up a bitch for messing with my son's heart! It was the sound of your DVR setting a series record on your behalf.
, TV network executives are scrambling to create even edgier reality dating shows for this fall's line-up. Stoned Love Follow the hijinks as budding couples share their first date while impaired on intoxicants including marijuana, cocaine, Ecstasy, Crystal Meth and Molly. couple, dosed on "medicinal marijuana," ponder the significance of the universe while staring into their fuzzy navels.
The minutes will fly by like seconds as couples try to stick to the agenda during soul-sucking company meetings.
Find out if they achieve their goal of love within the hour or are burdened with joining yet another meaningless committee.
Watch Lien Love to discover if these couples who owe Uncle Sam can find love in the time of collateral.
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Will this lucky couple find love before Grandma asks them to fix her cell phone so she can watch on the Internet?