Then he spent 20 minutes describing how bad one of his former online dates' vagina smelled. It was awful." "I met this sexy guy on Plenty Of Fish and he started asking me what shoe size I was and what color my toenails were painted. When we got to the party I told him I had to use the restroom and I'd meet up with him later.So I asked him if he had a foot fetish, and he was like, 'Any normal man wants his woman to have nice feet.' Then a couple days later he brought up my feet again, and I told him I just didn't see a future for us. Then I ran into some friends and was chatting with them and kind of lost track of time.I was excited that my new thing, red-mustang Ernie, was going to make an appearance. A little high, I took him inside to introduce him to my sister and friends but got distracted.
"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.
I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom.
When he finally arrives home, I see twenty bags of groceries and only lemon juice and frozen salmon from the list. uh, just meeting up with some people.” Me: “Can you give me any of kind of time estimate? When you’re in a good relationship, people always want to know how you met, probably because they think you have the magic formula to lasting love.
However, we’ve also got tortillas, salsa, pineapples, lots of chocolate, iced tea, granola bars, popcorn, and a stoner grin. ” I ask, “Aw, man, I lost it…” He takes off his jacket and it’s sticking out of his back pocket. A lot of conversations that go like this: Stoned Boyfriend: “Uh, I’m gonna be late.” Me: “Okay, how late? ” SB: “Uh….” It was always unclear to me if these missions took such a long amount of time because my boyfriends were stoned, or if the people they were dealing with were stoned. So, naturally, he had freaked out in the middle of their dinner, and fled to the restaurant bathroom in terror. I met my current boyfriend because he’s in a band I love. until our first date, when he revealed he’d been stoned out of his mind each and every time.
” before I headed over, just to know what I was expecting. I’m strawberry soymilk”), I’d know she was really baked.
A blind date once asked me to meet him near his office.
He had a motorcycle, and sometimes when I was too lazy to walk to class, would give me a ride across campus.
I wasn’t really into him, because he was a stoner and worse, a ginger.
We both got really high and went to the opera for my birthday, which seemed like a great idea — until it wasn’t. It’s snowing onstage and you don’t know why everyone is singing in tongues, and all these fancily dressed people are glaring at you. When she smoked, she’d either be next to normal or high out of her head.