I'd love someone like my dad, maybe a bit taller...'Jordan told a blushing Eve - who has a floral tattoo on her bald head - that she looked 'beautiful' and 'unique' and it was as though Cupid had struck as he gushed over how much he liked her.
Just moments before their date he was seen describing his perfect woman.
Sure, it’s a pain to actually read through profiles and send unique messages to each person, but aren’t you here to find a date?
“Hey gurl, luv ur pics” is not going to get a response.
More likely to get a response: A message that is directly responsive to several things in the object of your affection’s profile.
Do you live in Tennessee and are up for some long-distance chatting but she’s in New York and wants someone local?
Move on to someone who’s interested in people of your gender, location, age, etc.
So you’ve caught on that “hey wuzz up” is generally understood to be an unoriginal message. However, copying and pasting some bizarre, rambling message isn’t going to trick someone into thinking you wrote all of that for them.
We know you’re trying to be “random” or “funny” with your ridiculous message about getting married / having babies / getting divorced / giraffes / or whatever other inappropriate thing you are messaging to dozens of people at once. It also doesn’t trick anyone (other than the slowest people on the internet) into thinking you wrote that totally nonsensical message just for us.Oh and just to be clear: Commenting on how a woman could be your Nubian queen or your sweet Oriental flower is not substantive.Even if you do have a creepy racial fetish, announcing it will do you zero favors (although if you do have a creepy racial fetish, maybe deal with that through pornography and therapy, and don’t bring real live human beings into it?I'm not used to nice guys so for me it was strange...''So why push them away?' Jordan questioned.'I don't know, I guess that is the question that most girls would ask themselves,' Eve reasoned before adding, 'I wouldn't have picked anyone else to have done this with.''But you would have picked someone else you would fall in love with if you had a choice! She explained: 'My parents had to save really hard for me to have nice hair.